
"Good morning and happy Tuesday, folks. First day for the rest of our lives, eh? The final stretch of the Boston Red Sox regular season begins tonight in Toronto, as a three-game series with the AL East-leading Blue Jays will start at 7:07 p.m. EST. Be sure to have your inhaler, your brown paper bag for when you're hyperventilating, and any other devices (or substances, no judgement) that you may need to keep your nerves at bay."
"Sound off in the comments below: what did you do with your final day of peace on Monday? Be good to each other and go Sox."
A morning greeting frames Tuesday as 'the first day for the rest of our lives.' The Boston Red Sox begin the final stretch of the regular season tonight in Toronto in a three-game series against the AL East-leading Blue Jays, starting at 7:07 p.m. EST. Fans are encouraged to prepare for anxious moments with inhalers, brown paper bags for hyperventilating, and any other devices or substances to keep nerves at bay. Readers are invited to share how they spent their final day of peace on Monday. The message closes with a call to be kind and support the Red Sox.
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