"Then, in the hotel suite the next morning, I was making a cup of coffee when I got a familiar feeling. I tried to go to my room and get my game - bad move! My stomach growled super loud, and shit began pouring down my legs! I pulled my gown tight to try to keep it from falling, but it didn't work."
"When I was about 10 - I must have been sleepwalking - I took a piss in a metal trash can and then moved it into the bathroom and placed it on a heat vent directly above our furnace (it was winter). What the F was I thinking?! I found it the next morning, I think before my parents, just as the urine seemed about to boil."
"Luckily, I got out of the bathroom just as the toilet was overflowing and back to my room by the time a huge circle appeared on the carpet. I was petrified they had cameras and knew who did it! It was hilarious, but scary, in the teachers' room when everyone was gossiping about it later that day and for days afterwards."
A 65-year-old from South Carolina experienced explosive diarrhea in a hotel suite after consuming vodka and pineapple-orange juice, soiling themselves from waist to toes while trying to reach the bathroom. A 66-year-old teacher at an elementary school passed a bowel movement so large that the toilet failed to flush and overflowed onto the carpeted hallway, creating a visible stain and fueling days of gossip and fear of being identified. A child of about ten, likely sleepwalking, urinated into a metal trash can and placed it on a heat vent above the furnace, nearly boiling and creating a horrible smell that was concealed the next morning.
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