Good Morning, News: Cops Love Their Overtime, an Emergency Naked Bike Ride, and Delusional Trump Thinks National Guard Is Already Here
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Good Morning, News: Cops Love Their Overtime, an Emergency Naked Bike Ride, and Delusional Trump Thinks National Guard Is Already Here
"Look, I'm SORRY... but I'm having trouble concentrating on how "war ravaged" the city is, when all I can think about is a big plate of juicy WINGS. That's right, the Mercury's absolutely delicious WING WEEK is happening NOW and running through this coming Sunday! (Maybe we should wave a plate of delectable, creative wings under Trump's nose to distract him?) In any case, check out the hot pics of all the gorgeous wings here, while I wave this hot plate of NEWS"
"IN LOCAL NEWS: * Just in case you're wondering, it's Thursday, and NO... the National Guard has NOT been deployed into Portland yet, despite what King Fool is squealing on social media. "The National Guard is now in place," Trump wrongly typed with his tiny bruised fingers, "and has been dedicated to restoring LAW AND ORDER, and ending the Chaos, Death, and Destruction!" 😂"
Readers are asked to make small monthly contributions to support local newsreporting, arts and culture coverage, event calendars, and hosted events that help Portland shine. Wing Week is happening now through Sunday, featuring creative wings and photo highlights. Claims that the National Guard has been deployed to Portland are false; the Guard has not been deployed despite President Trump's social media assertion. About 200 temporary soldiers are still being trained, completing paperwork, undergoing medical screenings, and preparing for deployment, which delays immediate action and affects a pending emergency restraining-order hearing in federal court.
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