Meghan and Harry Apparently Cannot Produce Something People Want to Watch

"Last week, Prince Harry was back in England, taking the stand in one of his many ongoing lawsuits against the British tabloid press. Despite my unnecessary amount of knowledge of both the U.K.'s royal family and its aggressive media ecosystem, I cannot seem to remember what the very litigious Harry and Meghan Markle are suing over at any given time, but I do know that Harry was near tears ( ) while recounting how Associated Newspapers made his wife's life miserable when they lived in England."

"But by Sunday, he was back stateside and promoting his and Meghan's latest documentary film that I'm sure no one will watch. That has nothing to do with the sweet topic (Girl Scouts selling cookies!) but more to do with their history of creating content that no one really wants. There were watching it felt like getting reportedly dozens of empty seats at the Sundance premiere, despite the draw of seeing celebrities (if you count the Duke and Duchess of Sussex as celebrities)."

"Plus, over the weekend, multiple outlets that the second season of Meghan's inane lifestyle show, With Love, Meghan ( a very soothing lobotomy), didn't crack Netflix's top 1,000, nor did her Christmas special. And while her latest podcast venture, Confessions of a Female Founder, debuted favorably on the Spotify and Apple charts last spring, it dropped below the top 100 on Spotify and the top 200 on Apple within a month."

Prince Harry returned to England to take the stand in litigation against the British tabloid press and became near tears while recounting how Associated Newspapers affected Meghan's life. He returned to the U.S. to promote a documentary film that reportedly drew dozens of empty seats at its Sundance premiere. Meghan delivered a pre-screening speech thanking attendees. The second season of With Love, Meghan and a Christmas special failed to crack Netflix's top 1,000. The podcast Confessions of a Female Founder debuted well but fell below the top 100 on Spotify and top 200 on Apple within a month. An earlier report revealed hundreds of thousands of units of jam listed on Meghan's website.

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