"Trump appears to be following through on his threat to send his goon squad to Portland to quash protests that were not really happening and then caused protests to manifest. I hope everyone is safe and the feds are having a bad time in Portland. It's almost unfair that we had such gorgeous weather over the weekend, because when they were off the clock they were probably just strolling around the waterfront, having a really nice time."
"In other business, Trump visited the UK last week and the picture of him shaking hands with King Charles was enough to make me want to put my phone down until that news cycle ended. These are the two grossest hands in politics, and the image of their stubby, swollen tentacles mashing into each other looked like what it must be like when cocktail weenies get shrink-wr"
Quarterly botox injections limited facial expressions and created ironic constraints on expressing anger. Federal deployment to Portland aimed to quash protests but reportedly triggered or intensified demonstrations and raised safety concerns. Government officials, including Governor Tina Kotek, attempted to de-escalate amid rhetoric targeting antifa, framed as "anti-antifa" equating to fascism through a negative-times-negative analogy. A local photo portrayed determined, no-nonsense women in Portland. A separate international visit showed a photograph of a handshake between Trump and King Charles that provoked disgust and mockery, focusing on the unappealing appearance of both men's hands.
Read at Portland Mercury
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