"There's a degree of education that's required. It's not about being the headmaster and reading out the rule book, it's about politely explaining. It's more about etiquette than it is about rules."
"My sister-in-law and her boyfriend came from the city to stay for a few days at our country house. He brought his machete with him to cut things down in the woods. After doing that, he muscled his way next to me at the kitchen sink while I was trying to prepare lunch to rinse off his machete, thereby getting dirt and sap all over the salad I was preparing." - sharpmagician5374