You have to keep this hush-hush, OK? I have top-secret information to share. You know Donald Trump has been reluctant to release the Epstein files? Well, it's not because there's anything nefarious going on. Trump may be an adjudicated sexual predator accused of sexual misconduct by at least 27 women (all of which he denies), who publicly boasted in 2002 about how his terrific pal Jeffrey Epstein liked women on the younger side, but you shouldn't read too much into all that.
There are days in which I am convinced that Speaker Moses's feet have not touched the bottom of the pool since he got the gig. And, continuing with the natatorial metaphors, there also are days when I think he goes off the diving board without checking to see if someone has filled the pool. Recently, he managed to illustrate both phenomena vividly.
In recent months, the political world has been rocked by renewed interest in the case of the convicted sex trafficker. This came as a result of Trump's Department of Justice led by Attorney General Pam Bondi concluding the rumored list of Epstein clients did not actually exist. Bondi previously insisted the list was on her desk, leading some to speculate that the administration was trying to cover up the case.