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5 days agoPeople Who've Worked As Mall Santas Are Sharing The Funniest Thing A Kid Ever Asked For
I was a Santa for a neighborhood event at my grandparents' house. We weren't originally planning for a 'tell Santa what you want' thing, as it was mostly supposed to be me giving gifts, yelling 'ho-ho-ho,' etc., but one of the kids wanted to, so we ended up doing it. One of my cousins, who was 3 at the time, sits on my lap and goes, 'I want [my real name] here, I miss him.'
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