You're sitting down to enjoy a meal with your friends or family at a restaurant, and all of a sudden, a raucous begins to brew. While you grab your purse or wallet and duck under the table for safety, the disturbance reaches a crescendo of hollering, singing, bizarre costumes, and, sometimes, a prop or two. When you realize what it is, your surprise turns to a hope that it's not your table that the commotion is focused on.
There are plenty of reasonable questions to ask in the nuclear aftermath of Taylor Swift announcing her engagement to Kansas City Chiefs tight end Travis Kelce. Is the ring supposed to be shaped like a football, or is it just ludicrously huge? What's with all the foliage? How will this affect Travis's fantasy production this season? Should I really have passed on him for Fantasy Football because of age?