"Yes, this week the World's Most Famous Chiefs Fan Not Named Ant-Man drops her new batch of songs, but we also know that as the Bottom 10 faithful camp out on the sidewalk, they will be listening to another playlist of sweet tunes. I'm speaking of the fight songs of Sam Houston, We Have a Problem on Thursday night. Then, the Charlotte 1-and-3'ers, San No-sé State and Colora-duh State on Friday night."
"Here at Bottom 10 Headquarters, located beneath the pile of regret RSVP cards at Rece Davis' house because his daughter scheduled a fall wedding, now that October has arrived, we know exactly where you will all have been this week. Standing in line with us, waiting for the store to open at midnight Oct. 3 to sell us the first copies of Tay-Tay's new album, "The Life of a Showgirl.""
Taylor Swift lyrics open and set a playful tone while fans camp out for a midnight album release. Fans are described as listening to fight songs during Sam Houston, Charlotte, San No-sé State, and Colora-duh State games. The piece applies Swift-era puns and pop-culture nicknames to team reputations and references smartphones as the Bottom 10 Cinematic Universe pocket computers. Post-Week 5 Bottom 10 rankings are presented alongside comedic misspellings about the Bearkats and New Mexiko, plus cultural callbacks such as Nate Swift, Steve Harvey, and a Cookie Monster meme.
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