How do you like your men? Yes, obviously, we shouldn't be dismissively taxonomising a whole gender like boxed Barbies. But in the era of tradwives and nu-gen gold diggers, in which the manosphere remains alive and kick(box)ing, telling teenage boys lies about women, I reckon there's a way to go before we reach reductive objectification parity. Does that make it OK? No. Am I going to do it anyway? Yes, a bit.
Taylor Swift is off the market. She's engaged to marry the NFL player Travis Kelce in what will be the US's first proper royal wedding, and yes of course I know you're far too high-minded to care about any of that, but what's striking is how many people seem convinced that this is the end of any kind of interesting life for her.