You see, the Pope has a buff that makes him impervious. You-as the protagonist, President Donald Trump-cannot beat him unless you backtrack to the dungeon entrance and say a prayer with Pete Hegseth. This will unlock "2 Corinthians," a spell that renders the Pope vulnerable to special attacks like "Mar-a-Lazer" and "The Power Grab." When I beat the Pope and collected a barrel of Iranian oil as a prize, I told my editors my overdue draft of another story would be submitted later.
Somebody told me there was something floating around on the internet about me accusing President Obama of stealing $120 million or something. I didn't say that. I don't know the basis of it, added the Louisiana Republican, who is a close ally of Trump.
President Donald Trump's struggling Truth Social social network, traded on the stock market as Trump Media & Technology Group (TMTG), revealed earlier this month that it had burned through a staggering $712.1 million last year - while only making $3.7 million. The company's alarming financials did little to buoy waning investor enthusiasm, with shares continuing a months-long plunge that reached an all-time low last week.
Donald Trump and his supporters have been crashing out over Bad Bunny performing at the 2026 Super Bowl halftime show since October. Days after Bad Bunny was announced as headliner, the president called the move "absolutely ridiculous" and complained, "I've never heard of him." Turning Point quickly provided MAGA World with an alternative to Bad Bunny: the "All-American Halftime Show" (you know, because Puerto Ricans aren't American?)
Trump White House Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt defended the post in a statement: This is from an internet meme video depicting President Trump as the King of the Jungle and Democrats as characters from the Lion King. Please stop the fake outrage and report on something today that actually matters to the American public. But after 12 hours or so, the post was deleted, with an unnamed White House official claiming A White House staffer erroneously made the post. It has been taken down.
Please be informed that we will no longer let the American Public be ripped off' by Credit Card Companies that are charging Interest Rates of 20 to 30%, and even more, which festered unimpeded during the Sleepy Joe Biden Administration, wrote Trump. The post continued: AFFORDABILITY! Effective January 20, 2026, I, as President of the United States, am calling for a one year cap on Credit Card Interest Rates of 10%.
