An armed Santa Claus joined American Canyon police as they arrested two Vallejo residents last week accused of stealing 24 Christmas trees and two crates of wreaths from a local Safeway. Joshua Gonzales, 39, and Kayla Daniels, 29, were taken into custody at their home Thursday, according to a Dec. 5 Facebook post from police that included video of the unusual holiday-themed arrest.
The following Safeway locations will reportedly close on or before November 7: 201 E. Jefferson, Englewood, Colorado 80113 500 E. 120th Ave, Northglenn, Colorado 80233 1653 S. Colorado Blvd., Denver, Colorado 80222 12200 E. Mississippi, Aurora, Colorado 80012 3657 S. College Ave, Fort Collins, Colorado 80525 860 Cleveland Ave., Loveland, Colorado 80537 5060 North Academy Blvd., Colorado Springs, Colorado 80918 1425 S. Murray Blvd., Colorado Springs, Colorado 80916 315 W. 2nd St., La Junta, Colorado 81050 906 E. Olive St., Lamar, Colorado 81052 230 Morehead Street, Chadron, Nebraska 69337 730 W. Main St., Farmington, New Mexico 87401
"Who are you to tell me what I'm allowed and not allowed? You're an uneducated dirty monkey," she snapped, her thick accent drawing speculation online about where she might be from.
Anyone-whether single or part of a blossoming polycule-who's begrudgingly sworn their fingers off app-swiping can be found at the Safeway. Otherwise known as Dateway for its inexplicably high number of relationship success stories, there's nowhere better in the city for a cart-bumping meet-cute than down the aisles of this big-box grocery store.
